Unforgettable In-Memory

Inspired by Maria Colgans quest for In-Memory bumper sticker slogans for OOW14, I couldn't resist a little fun. Musical readers should stop reading now :-)

Sung to the tune of the old Nat King Cole classic

Unforgettable

Like wizardry

Unforgettable

In-Memory

Like the speed of light my query go

Column aggregates just happen so

Never before

Has data been more...

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Unforgettable

So cleverly

Is forever more

In-Memory

Row based access, it's a dinosaur

No index is needed anymore

My data is

All In-Memory now

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With apologies to the spirit of Nat King Cole.