Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Unforgettable In-Memory

Inspired by Maria Colgans quest for In-Memory bumper sticker slogans for OOW14, I couldn't resist a little fun. Musical readers should stop reading now :-)




Sung to the tune of the old Nat King Cole classic


Unforgettable
Like wizardry
Unforgettable
In-Memory

Like the speed of light my query go
Column aggregates just happen so
Never before
Has data been more...

||:
Unforgettable
So cleverly
Is forever more
In-Memory

Row based access, it's a dinosaur
No index is needed anymore
My data is
All In-Memory now
:||


With apologies to the spirit of Nat King Cole.

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