Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Unforgettable In-Memory

Inspired by Maria Colgans quest for In-Memory bumper sticker slogans for OOW14, I couldn't resist a little fun. Musical readers should stop reading now :-)

Sung to the tune of the old Nat King Cole classic

Like wizardry

Like the speed of light my query go
Column aggregates just happen so
Never before
Has data been more...

So cleverly
Is forever more

Row based access, it's a dinosaur
No index is needed anymore
My data is
All In-Memory now

With apologies to the spirit of Nat King Cole.

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